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I’m in my teens and fucked 5 people in one night

I’m in my 40′s and never been kissed

I’m in my 30′s never been kissed

I’m in my 20′s never been kissed

Seeing that your friend is in a new relationship with someone and thinking “Fuck, you can do better”

When u don’t have wife, u have everything but wife, when u HAVE wife,u have nothing but wife!

I think I am the only guy who has ever gone through High School and Uni and never been kissed before

Justin Bieber is one sexy bitch,

That kid who will ALWAYS swing on his chair in class. Always.

The awkward moment when ‘The awkward Moment’ jokes comes back into fashion…

that gay guy that basically shits out rainbows….but we love him

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The awkward moment when your dog humps you and dacks you at the same time.

The awkward moment when someone sends you are parcel and they address it to themselves. Can’t collect

That awkward moment when apple announces the iPhone 4S

That awkward moment when you unfriend someone on their birthday. Oh well

While I was stretching down after playing tennis, my opponent thought I farted. I ripped my shorts

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!

Chanel 11 logo looks like two dicks

That awkward moment when you spell your last name wrong an a very important form

When I was a kid, 11pm was really late; now it’s so early

to not lose my phone

Doing your tax to see how much the government has been spying on you

You know you’re fat when your scales says you only weigh 10kg

trying to guess who has just texted you after you hear your phone go off

That awkard moment when you think you see someones doppleganger, only to find it it was them

I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 coz my yogurt expires in 2013!

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